Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Randal Pomerleau
Dear Sir,
Randal Pomerleau has nothing more to prove at A Clearwater Phillies!
He has an ERA of 3.91 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Cole Hamels
Dear Sir,
Cole Hamels has nothing more to prove at AA Reading Phillies!
He has an ERA of 3.51 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Gabe Johnson
Dear Sir,
Gabe Johnson shouldn't play at AA Reading Phillies!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Daniel Burdette
Dear Sir,
Daniel Burdette has an AVG of .216 at AA Reading Phillies!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Robert Salzer
Dear Sir,
Robert Salzer has an ERA of 5.17 at AA Reading Phillies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Fabio Cortes
Dear Sir,
Fabio Cortes has nothing more to prove at AA Reading Phillies!
He has an AVG of .300 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Timothy Thompson
Dear Sir,
Timothy Thompson shouldn't play at AA Reading Phillies!
He has an AVG of .190 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/17/2008
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Brian Specht
Date: Sunday, 5/18/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Mike Hampton
Date: Monday, 5/19/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jason Wylie
Date: Wednesday, 5/21/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Eli Marrero
Date: Thursday, 5/22/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Karim Garcia
Date: Saturday, 5/24/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Matt Kinney
Date: Friday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Status of Rob Tejada
Dear Sir,
Rob Tejada seems overmatched at AA Reading Phillies!
He has an ERA of 8.14 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/1/2008
Subject: Ryan Howard healing process
Ryan Howard is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/7/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jason Conti
Date: Thursday, 6/12/2008
Subject: Progress of Jay Sborz
Dear Sir,
Jay Sborz has nothing more to prove at A Clearwater Phillies!
He has an ERA of 3.74 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/13/2008
Subject: Progress of Robert Dossantos
Dear Sir,
Robert Dossantos has an ERA of 2.46 at A Clearwater Phillies!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/17/2008
Subject: Status of Brian Hasler
Dear Sir,
Brian Hasler has an ERA of 5.24 at AA Reading Phillies.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/20/2008
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Darrell May
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