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Funny Celebrity Quotes 4
"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
Willie Sutton.

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
B.L. Taylor.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
G.W. Hegel.

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
James Stephens.

"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
Enoch Powell.

"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
Gore Vidal.

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
John Wayne.

"You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?"
Steven Wright.

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
Quentin Crisp.

"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit."
Peter Beckmann.



   


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